Dusty in Real Life

Where Dusty meets with his buddies to share stories about Sandy, Rose (and later, Penny)

Dusty, back to work after coffee and donuts

Dusty retired a few years ago, but remains as an Iconic representation of a man’s man (the kind every woman wants).

Sandy, shortly after divorcing Dusty

Sandy used this picture in her dating apps after her divorce, to send a clear message of where she was in relationships.

Rose (after rehab)

Rose, for the most part, has stopped drinking and acts as substitute Relief Society president in her local ward in Wyoming, as needed.

Penny (after taking a job at the library)

Penny and Dusty are still dating, but she has significant reservations about taking the relationship further.

How Penny sees herself

She told me to put this in the picture line-up. She says it’s NOT how she sees herself. It’s her REAL self, that comes out in the evening, when she’s with Rose.


Season 4

They had to create an additional wing for Fun For Less to accomadate all the new employees. Most of these gals are Blauers, except for Shirly Jo and Ray Jean (pictured toward the front).

An unfortunate moment for Rose and the people of the Fillerwood 5th ward.

Luckily, Rose’s other former husband (her 4th), like me, is not a jeolous man. Otherwise he couldn’t have peformed the ceremony for his former wife and the captain.

At first, the firmented food seemed to turn some of these dophins into heat seeking missles (as you can see with the one group just ready to fire up into the ship). Sandy thought it was great though and felt very encouraged.

Still, after this first feeding, the Dolphins remained angry and hard to manage.

After the food digested, things got a little better.

Dusty and Penny outside “Tasty Food for Those that Want to Fully Live Life” (Dusty has another name for the place)


Season 5

Ricky held a press conference at Fun For Less, announcing his new clothing line and philosophy, which is “Work like crazy but dress for fun.” The follow-up campaign will be “You’re only young once. Make it last!” The new fashion line, “Ricky’s Funware” includes (exclusively) shorts and tennis shoes, fully coordinated for possible moods or states of mind, I.e., red for action mode, yellow for fun and blue for overload (too many papers on a desk). The line will be internationally released following the closing of the Fun For Less office next month.

Penny and Dusty recently went on a rescue mission to Southern Utah last week- some sort of hostage negotiation. Sandy was being held for ransom by some Amercian Indians, many of whom had gotten violently sick after eating her fermented food. Rose was leading the negotiation, promising all kinds of crap she new she couldn’t deliver, like tickets to the superbowel, just whatever she could think of. During a break, she texted Penny to bring Dusty and the Bull in case things got ugly. They loaded up the motorhome and headed down right away. We’re not sure how it ended but Dusty seemed excited at the thought of getting on the bull again.


Commemorative Pictures from Previous Seasons

Sandy taught Frank Blauer’s daughter, Helena (a big fan of Sandy’s) how to ride the dolphins. Some of the dolphins remained fairly angry however and began jumping up on the front of the ship again. Several people were killed. Many injured.


Dreams that Rose and Sandy Reported

The images below are different versions of dreams Sandy and Rose (and others) reported, in wrestling with the traumatic after math of recent events.